Did I say I had a little botty? No. I said, can I have the girly poots?

Obviously, after the vegeburgers for supper, this is not possible. Spaw, I'm sorry, I've infringed your copyright.... when would you like to collect?

As for the 'revolutionary new concept of mouthpiece, for example' - ever tried farting through a thong? Bit like that thing some people can do with their thumbs and a blade of grass.....

LTS