Spooner would have had fun announcing "The Boars Head Carol" or ordering a pint of "Whitbread Tankard".

What's the difference between a costermonger and a dachshund ?
Answer: The costermonger bawls out his wares on the pavement.........

What's the difference between an acrobat and a whorehouse ?
Answer: The acrobat has alot of cunning stunts...........