HELP! Anyone live near DougR? Well, run... don't walk... up to his house and see if you can find any evidence of an alien spaceship landing in his back yard. No? Well, then look to see if their are any hexes written in chalk on the front sidewalk. None of them? Hmmmmmmm? Okay, now don't go near ol' Douggie cause I think one of them X File worms came in his last box of Cheerios and I believe the boy done swallowed it. Hey, I'll get Skully and Muldare on the case right away...

Bobert