I See Your Future, Now I've Read Your BumParody lyrics by Sonja W. Oates © 2002
Tune: I Can See Clearly Now by Johnny NashI see your future, now I've read your bum.
I can feel all blemishes on my way.
Don't be embarrassed, Liebchen--for I am blind.
Gotta read your tight, (tight), tight (tight) young heine, eh?I think I can feel it, now your pants are gone--
All of the clues are there right on your rear.
Ach! Here's that lifeline I've been searching for
Runnin' 'cross your tight, (tight), tight (tight) young can, m'dear!Dr. Ulf
Sees nothin' but blue skies
Up ahead,
Assessing your butt's size.Yes, I can see clearly now I've read your bum.
A can-deciph'ring oracle, that's my way.
Don't be embarrassed, Liebschen--I am blind.
Gotta read your tight, (tight), tight (tight) young heine, eh?SWO
BTW, Amos, glad you liked the "Liberace" line and the Tammy Wynette parody. ;-)