Now that I've allowed myself to read the earlier submissions (which I try not to do until I've worked my own for a while), let me say there are, as usual, some real gems there!  Aidan, you do know how to spin a yarn with a wry twist, don't you!  Nothin' like a couple of sweet love stories!
MMario, what a chantey!
Don, John Ashcroft is gonna have th' ol' FBI start a file on you for desecrating our national anthem (if you're a Yank, that is).
Great limerick, McGrath!
Alex, "Acres Of Hair?"  (Groannnn...) I don't know how I missed that gem of yours!
Good job, Deda!

LM(unread)AO!, all you folks!

Genie