All I can say is, if he rolled that thing all the way through Wyoming, God has GOT to be on his side. Now, as for his powers of persuasion, you'd think he'd have honed them to a higher degree by now. "Believe in Jesus, but if you don't, stop arguing with me!"

Somehow I think the great evangelist St Patrick wouldn't have found a rational argument a stumbling block, even if he didn't tote a 500 lb cross.