An entry in another thread gave me this idea. I'm sure you've had embarrassing moments while performing, or just in everyday life. I'll start if you guys promise to follow so I don't sit here alone red faced. Oh, thank you Katlaf, I knew you'd agree!

I used to do portrait photography for a living. I had my studio set up in a church one day, and was posing two brothers. These guys were young handsome youths and it was easy to engage them in conversation. I posed them chatting all the while.

In response to one fellow commenting that something or other was a pain, I wanted to agree. I was going to say, "Yeah, it's a pain in the butt". But my mind racing forward thought, I'm in a church, I should say neck, not butt. Much to my dismay, what came out of my mouth was a hybrid of the two words: "Yeah, it's a pain in the nut".

What's a girl to say after that? I got some wonderfully happy expressions from the fellows, but I wished for the rest of their sitting that the earth would open up and swallow me.

OK, I'm sitting here red faced and all alone. It's your turn!

Margarita