Whoa! I just realize who I remind me of: THere's a joke about a psychologist administering a Rohrshach test to a new client. He gives him the first inkblot and asks, "What do you see?"
"Them's a woman's titties!"
The shrink hands him another inkblot. "What do you see here?"
"That's a woman lookin' in a mirror--at her c--t!"
"And here?"
"That's two women looking at each other and playin' with themsel's."
After the client had described similar images in the next seven inkblots, the psychologist said in wonder, "I've never tested anyone as totally preoccupied with sex as you are."
"Me!" the patient shouted. "You're the one with all the dirty pictures."--seed