Here's a couple of B.L.O.B.s to the fantastic Sonja -- well done, girlfried! -- for:

Some seers read the cards or tea leaves;
You read the lines where I'm not tanned.
So, do your duty--
Tickle my booty,
Liberace to my 'baby grand.'

And for a 'can-do' attitude in:

Yes, I can see clearly now I've read your bum.
A can-deciph'ring oracle, that's my way.
Don't be embarrassed, Liebschen--I am blind.
Gotta read your tight, (tight), tight (tight) young heine, eh?


Way to go, Challenge!rs!!

-- Áine