Well, Tweezer, like Ronnie Raygun once said, "There you go again!" I mean, heck, everything is going along real good and you gotta go stir up this stuff. Like, here you go talkin' about Germany in the 30's like you was there. Heck, couldn't have been that bad, right? (Ahhhhhh, Bobert, you weren't there either.) So what? All that stuff has gotten too much attention. Like so what if John Asscroft wnats to get us spying on each other? Hey, sounds like a good excuse when ya get caught lookin' thru your neihgbors bathroom window checkin' out his wife in the shower. "Ahhhhhh, Your Honor, I thought she had a box cutter in there with her..." Used to be that ya' had be gettin' a paycheck from Uncle Sam to spy on your neibor's wife in the shower... This is a major step forward fir man-kind, Tweezer. You're only mad 'cause your neighbor's wife looks like my couzin Rufus's wife, Rethea May...

And while Iz on the subject, hey, that Constitution ain't all it's cracked up to be either and that's why Mr. Bush don't give a rip about it. Hey, it's old and all those guys adead now who wrote it so what are they gonna do to him? Nuthin, that's what, and he knows it... And folks say he ain't too bright. Well, he's smart 'nuff to know that he don't have to fear dead folks which is the 6th question on the Wes Ginny I.Q. test. (Don't ask the first five unless you have some knowledge of possums, tattoo's and Iron City Beer.)

Speakin of Rufus, he and Retha May just stopped by and he's got somethin' he'd like to say. Okay, Rufe, your turn.

Yoz, Tweidsr. Mah daddi sade dat Mystir Joo Carthie waz a fine feller an ifinz et wernt fir hem den weed be taukin Rushin an Chimnese, radder dan gud ol ahh Mericanese. Bobberdz toad me dat yo waz one of dem fellerz dat sliped tru der krakz der las tyme da roundid up der commonestz an nowz Iz ssez jus whad he meens... Bud I likes ya enywaz, Twezder... Seez ya 'round der berg.

Well, Tweezer, looks like me and Rufus got you straightened out again... And just keep in mind that them rights stuff ain't half as important as a SUV in every driveway. Right?

Bobert