I've been looking for this song for several years. All I know is a few of the words:

"When I woke up this morning Things were looking bad Seemed like total silence Was the only friend I had Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down and wone And it was 12:00 before I realized I was having no fun Ah, but fortunately I have the key To escape reality..."

I have no idea the name, who wrote it, who sang it, or if it was in the 60's or 70's.

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