When first to the stock market a stranger I came// I had just received my pension and a gold watch with my name// I had a golden handshake I wanted to invest// But I had no inside knowledge so I guess I failed the test.// I laid ten grand on Enron and Worldcom they got five// But within a week I found my investments took a dive// My nest egg for the future went in a puff of smoke// So I guess it's time for gigging now I'm back to being broke.