DE EN-RON RON
(Tune: "Da Do Ron Ron" by Shaun Cassidy)

I came to work on Monday and my heart stood still
De En-ron ron ron, de En-ron ron
Somebody said they couldn't pay their bill
De En-ron ron ron, de En-ron ron

Yes, my heart stood still
Yes, can't pay their bill
And then they sent me home
De En-ron ron ron, de En-ron ron

A. Andersen was shreddin' 'cause the books don't lie
De En-ron ron ron, de En-ron ron
Lay said, "Stay quiet while the stocks all die"
De En-ron ron ron, de En-ron ron

Yes, the books don't lie
Yes, the stocks did die
And then they sent me home
De En-ron ron ron, de En-ron ron

Well, they gave a mint to Dubya at his campaign time
De En-ron ron ron, de En-ron ron
Now I'm on the unemployment line
De En-ron ron ron, de En-ron ron

Yes, his campaign time
Unemployment line
And then they sent me home
De En-ron ron ron, de En-ron ron
De En-ron ron ron, de En-ron ron
(repeat & fade)