Lidull Howuk, if'n wee'unz spayulld everthang thet we'unz saee eggzaklee thu waee weeu'nz pronayownstt eeyut, thin ah thank thet sum uv usn'z wooden no hayow tuh reed whut t'utherz wuz a sayeeun! (you might be a redneck if you know what the above says!)