Is this the one???
Martinmass time in Bulgaria
Words by Kimbar P. Sluge, music by Johann Sabastian Bach

The doctor said I was insain,
I remember it well, I was in Spain,
or maybe on a plane,
it gave me quite a pain
to contemplate my poor brain,
which was tumbling down the drain,
NO! I met him on a train,
in the Ukraine,
I thought I was a crane,
he told be to refrain,
one foot standing in the rain,
while puffing on a tobacco chain,
prodding passerbys with my cane,

Larry