Babelfish doesn't include Geordie among the languages it translates. But there are a few around here who could explain what every word of that song means. And another few who would disagree with them and give an alternative explanation. That's how the Mudcat works.

AOL is a right bugger. I had a trial of them when, for some reason, my normal set up wouldn't work - and getting it out of the PC's system was murder. I was pleased to see on the news that they are being investigated for some kind of funny business - fiddling the figures or something like that (allegedly).

But I'm sure one way and another there'll be suggestions of better service providers who are free or inexpensive. In England there is no shortage of them, and I can't imagine America doesn't have them too. Welcome.