Oh dear. I rather thought this thread was going to complain about the proliferation, rather than lack of Friesian splatterbottoms, in which case I have some bad news.

Whilst having a highly visible chat with the violin player in popular ITM group Punch the Horse, this very evening, we discussed the life expectancy of 9drivel, and without giving too much away, there is a fairly high chance of an OBIT thread appearing soon. All bananas go black eventually, and all bears go back to the woods (that aren't turned into ashtrays).

Sorry, Ebbs, old love, but time, tide and the effluent from 9Hull sewage outfall move on.............

Skipjack