The "worst cover" thread got me thinking about this...who would be the most excessive hard rock band of all time?

It's a stiff competition. Think of all those incredibly loud bands that have assaulted our collective ears ever since the late 60's and the psychedelic era. Think of those bands that have 3 to 6 guys with incredibly long hair, incredibly idiotic stage clothing, and utterly no sense of good taste or decency whatsoever.

Think of lurid album covers, indecent exposure charges, late nights, rafts of groupies, dressing rooms that stink of stale beer and assorted body odours, dirty jokes, raging egos, and one night stands that fade into the oblivion of a drug-ravaged memory that barely knows its own name, let alone what day of the week it is...

Think of Blind DRunk in Blind River's idea of heaven.

Think...Aerosmith. They're my nomination. Read all about 'em in whatzername's tell-all autobiography, and weep for humanity.

ROCK ON!!!! Blauggrrghh..jieghe!!! (retch!)

- LH