Yes! I can never fathom why people go on and on about cats, when dogs do a hundred times the property damage, the filthy beasts! They have no scruples whatsoever. They're loud, clumsy, neurotic, intefering, smelly, incontinent extroverts with a penchant for rolling in manure and carrion. They are frequently paranoid and sometimes even dangerous. They are lascivious, low-minded, and vile. They lack subtlety, and don't know when it's time to get lost.

Hmmm...sounds like I'm describing the patrons of most of the seedier bars in Orillia...

Cats rule cos cats are cool and they ain't no fools!

Merow! Ftttt!

- LH