McKittery yeh bhoy yeh, that`s ana` wan for the brathern to larn. Am lyin`here beside the oul River Bann and wouldn`t yeh knowitt, damm the bite am ah gittin`, thon crowd from the Church are singin` "Shall we gaa` at the River", if these bliddy fash don`t start bitin`, i`ll bih gilhooleyin`innit. Ma oul guts are rummlin`, a bit of an oul Pack wud go down rightly, wud yeh bring iss a wee Chip from thon wee shop in Brownstown, and ah`ll give yeh thon tenner. Derryadd Sam