I've been thinking hard about the unpleasantness and discontent expressed in this thread, and if you bear with me, I think I have come up with a suggestion that will work.

What I propose is that Gerry purchases the 89 wheelie bin form Oaklet 9it having been de-spiced and in no way malodourous), and then stands it upside down outside number 68, he will solved his refuse disposal problem, Oaklet will have successfully fenced stolen goods, and jOhn doesn't have 9need of a bin if he is challenging Tracy Emin with his 'Unmade House' artistic statement; a sort of paeon to the take-away.

Gary