I like your story, Little Hawk - "WHAT DOES THIS MEAN???"

And Blackcatter, I don't see what's stopping you from putting up the words to instrumental themes. You can start with my favourite, the X-Files theme: Da da da da da da...da da...DAA.

(Seriously though, the theme from MASH is an instrumental on TV but it has words, "Suicide is painless..."; maybe there are others like this, and that's what your people are asking about.)

Marion