Sing high sing low where ever we go
The boys of the Royal Navy never say no
There's C/Os and P/Os and CPOs too
They stand on the F'ocsle with fuck all to do
For all they're worth they might as well be
shovelling up shit on the isle of Capri

Theres MPs and GIs so tall and so slim
till somebody threw a tomato at them
Now tomatoes dont hurt when they come in the skin
but this fucker did cause it came in a tin