Don't worry about the popcorn, Tuck, as I am saving the boy a seat at Thelma's with all the non-fat biscuits, low- cal gravy, fat-free ham and decaffeinated coffee he can handle. If he behaves himself, I will have Thelma make her special Eggbeaters omelet for him. If he's really good I will have Thelma show him her butterfly tattoo, but then again he's probably not ready for that yet.

LEJ