I might have yet another answer to this, Oakers! For a small consideration, you swap worlds with jOhn tomorrow. You turn up at Mustaffa's, having emptied yourself beforehand, and have a day as a calorie logistics executive, and jOhn wears the last pair of trews that fit, buffs the titfer, and does the interview posing as Oaklet, whilst keeping Brians tail knotted canvas side of the pocket lining. You know, I think it'll work!

See you at the Hase, if the memsahib ever lets me out again. She's a saint, that woman.

Garforth