Claire Frisby is the famous woman off the telly. More than that I don't know, because Rugby Cement's South Ferriby plant obscures the signal from Yorkshire Television's transmitter, condemning us to watch that dratted Geordievision, despite the fact that goings on in North Shields or Cockermouth, as interesting as they must be, are of little relevance to us in North Lincs. The Frisby woman is a local leg end. But not here.