Sorry I couldnt reply earlier, reading this in Hessle Library and got thrown out for rolling on the floor and laughing too loud!!!!!!!!!

Deano, you are not getting your hands on my cello or bass to use on beer mat chucking person! She scares me far more than you do and I have the bruises to prove it! (3rd Dan Black Belt I believe) Fraid you will have to keep working on that Doubble Bass harness. Have you thought of a inventing the Motorcycle roof rack?