"Moses supposes his toeses are roses
But Moses supposes erroneously,
For Moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses
As Moses supposes his toes to be!"

And also:

"The breezes, the breezes
They blow through the treeses
They blow the girls' skirtses
Above the girls' kneeses.
The college man seeses
And does what he pleases
And spreads the diseases,
Oh Jeezez, oh Jeezez!

Dave Oesterreich