Dear Bill:

Here in the White House which you sullied with your prurient ways, we have establsihed a New Moral Fibroid for AMurika. We are more strivinger in the direction of what is Moral, and we believe this will make the pie higher, not wider. So you will understand that we have chosen a course of action that has no truck with your immoralist tendenacies -- we have decided to bomb the Kingdom of Persia into the stone age in order to show the world that we cannot be fooled by the trafficants of terrorism in any guise.

But thank you for giving voice to your honest opinions -- now, watch this drive!!

Your friend in the White House,

G. W.