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Thread #50247   Message #761526
Posted By: Little Hawk
07-Aug-02 - 06:45 PM
Thread Name: BS: Don't waste your money on 'Signs' - *1/2
Subject: RE: Don't waste your money on 'Signs' - *1/2
Blockbuster doesn't give anything away for free, Clinton. Furthermore, if you spend five minutes inside a Blockbuster Video store you run the risk of being neutered from all the video rays coming off all the video screens that are screaming at you...Blockbuster is the video store from hell.

Wesley - I will get you for that, Wesley... To respond to your answers:

1 - The aliens were nekked because they were on vacation - they were out of towners and everyone knows people do crazy shit when they go on vacation.

My goodness! That had never occurred to me...

2 - The world was saved by ordinary Americans ?? Of course. You don't expect the Canadians will save the world do you ? If they did who would want to see a movie about it ?

Like I said, I'll get you...actually they did say in the movie that it was some people "in the Middle East" who first found a simple way to fight the aliens (probably with water pistols, I expect...), so it was Middle Easterners who saved the world. They didn't say which Middle Easterners. What if it was the Iraquis???

3 - The people who write these scripts ? Why are they still working ? Because they make MONEY. Hollywoods favorite color { Also why the aliens were green too }You went to see it didn't you ? Hollywood wins again.

Sad but true! Drek makes money.

4 - The litte girl who kept screaming likes to be scared. My wife would most likely guess that there was a Bob Dylan song in the soundtrack.

She wasn't a little girl, she was a full grown girl (physically, at least). There were no Bob Dylan songs in the film. The idiot who wrote the script has probably never even heard of Bob Dylan.

You will pay, Wesley. Attack hamsters are already on the way and they will find you.

- LH