Abracadaver, yew got AIDS? Kin yew spayull aych-eye-vee?

I can only imagine the "authorities" giving the briefing to the "troops" : This is the situation, men: Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to recover all, uh, well, as many of the alleged diseased body parts from cadavers as possible. Be certain that nobody knows what you are doing. Be very discreet. Leave no evidence or fingerprints behind. Gather the body parts as quickly as possible, and don't let the host of the diseased body part see you collecting it. Now, when the host is asleep is often the best time to collect the parts, but take the necessary precautions like having your night vision glasses on BEFORE you cut off the electricity to the host's house. After they have passed out at a bar is good, too. You'll find vouchers in your packets for taking the hosts to some of the more seedy bars where criminals hang out so that it is less likely that people will admit to having been there, and therefore ID you. Try to haul the hosts out behind the bar to avoid some of these pesky little problems like wittnesses. And for goodness sake, be sure you sterilize your machete before each use. We don't need any lawsuits over infections due to lack of proper sterilization procedures! And, men, don't forget to take ALL of your disguise this time like agent Jones did when that guy ID'd him because he forgot his moustache & beard, we don't want any body (sorry, men, no pun intended) . . .anyONE to recognize you guyz who were interviewed on 60 minutes after the last time the Dept. screwed up. And don't screw up this mission like those jokers who let the body parts be distrubuted in the first place. OK, everybody, let,s hit the streets!