O fickle oakiepoos,

I shall be having a word with that telly woman. I thought It's only me who's allowed to be aroused by your shapely calves and smoothskin.

Deany,do not confuse winking with blinking,did a bit of that myself when I saw your shapely calves on the saturday night!!!

Les,although not been formaly introduced to them, I am sure you have very shapely calves.