CHORUS: Leftover biscuits, leftover ham,
Leftover gravy in an old frying pan.
Leftover coffee, leftover tea.
My big old wife done left over me.

VERSE 1: I asked the wife for a night out with the boys,
Just a little fun at Cousin Roy's.
She said, "Sure, honey. You know I don't care."
I forgot to tell her it's a five-day affair.

CHORUS: REPEAT

VERSE 2: Went to a party over at the neighbors' home,
Me and the neighbor's wife in the kitchen all alone.
She was making biscuits. I was making time,
Caught in the act by that mean old wife of mine.