GUEST #1 - you sound a lot like the damfool who sat behind me at the Festival of Dance and said (I'm not making this up),"I didn't come here to see a load of bl@@dy morris dancers".

What did you think you were attending?

The rest of youse - we went on Saturday and had a very nice time, thank you. I've typed elsewhere about the Witchmen morris team and the later stage invasion. I believe the phrase that I used was, "Marvellous".

I stand by that.