The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #50308   Message #762461
Posted By: Fibula Mattock
09-Aug-02 - 06:09 AM
Thread Name: BS: Chat Up Lines
Subject: RE: BS: Chat Up Lines
Saw the line yesterday "nice legs, what time do they open?". Tut tut. Where's all the romance gone? ;)

Best chat up thing I've had in a while was when I was complaining to a friend that I was getting attacked by mosquitoes. I said "I think I must be really tasty" whereupon the guy sitting on the other side of me (who I didn't even know was listening) leaned over and bit me on the shoulder. It was daft enough that it worked.