It was the day that we all remember where we were at that time. Mr Bush and Mr Blair were riding together in the open top, outriders all around....it happened......the wheel that fell off the 747 landed fair and square on the car......SPLAT..... nowt but strawberry jam...........SO.... Mr Bush at the pearly gates, St Peter there, " Come on in Mr Bush, we've been expecting you" "If it's all same to you Peter, I'll wait for my good friend Mr Blair " "Mr Blair...no, we do'nt have anyone by that name coming in today you are the last one today" " You got it wrong Peter I saw him.....pulp he's either coming in or here already....... Hey look there, that cloud up there, all lit up with the big Tony Blair logo and the Anything Anywhere Anytime banner......Thats my friend Tony!!!!!!!....."Sorry to disapoint you Mr Bush, the book's right. Thats God up there.... He just wants to be Tony Blair"