The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #50308   Message #762815
Posted By: Bill D
09-Aug-02 - 08:05 PM
Thread Name: BS: Chat Up Lines
Subject: RE: BS: Chat Up Lines
I knew a fellow when I was in college..(well, I attended several parties at his place) who was sort of famous for his technique....he would walk up to a woman in the student union and basically ask, "hey, baby..how about it?"...if he got a "huh?" or a "how about what?", he'd just shrug, say "never mind", and move on to the next one!.

He was asked one if he didn't get a lot of rude replies or his face slapped...."Yeah", he said, "but I get laid a lot, too...and I can ask 20-30 in the time it takes you to chat up one...and it seldom takes more than that."

His house was a quaint little thing with rambling rooms, art on the walls, a harpsicord in the living room, and a bathroom (WC) with two sliding doors without locks. Once, at a party, I noticed that when a woman had to use it, she'd get two friends to guard the doors....the only thing was, the front walk to the house led right toward the window to the little room, then made a sharp left to the door on the other side of the house, and there were no curtains!....and it was 3/4 of the way thru the party before anyone noticed...still, invitations to his parties were highy prized....