BEWARE!

The dangers of Hull

You are liable to be accosted by an intoxicated polar bear while strolling through the Land of Green Ginger. If the bear has been stored in the fridge next to sume9 bananas it may be very infused,(thanks to a spilling error) and try to flog you a copy of the English Book of Penguin Folk Songs.
You also need to watch out for fish in the pavement, and a loud cry of "Oss on flags" will warn you either of the imminent approach of an escaped horse, or a large singer with a ring in his ear.
Watch out also for any purple helmeted cyclists as these are gold medallists from the Incontinental Athletics Association who have leaked for England.
Any herd of cows you encounter may be an advance invasion force from Lincolnshire who have just swum across the Humber.