When there are two girls you can say, 'could you tell your ugly friend to go away.'

Famous British disco line is :- 'go and get your coat pet, you've been pulled'

Come over here dear, sit on my knee and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up.

Famous Glasgow night-club dialogue is :-

Boy -Are you dancin' ? Girl - Are you askin' ? Boy - I'm askin' Girl - Then I'm dancin'

Do you have a light, is generally a good one for smokers as it initiates interaction.

Last time I scored I was standing at a bar and I simply made a comment - 'thats a girlie drink' or something like that and smiled in a friendly way. I was deliberately being sexist - it is an easy way into a conversation and if she over-reacts to that kind of comment then she has no sense of humour and is probably not worth spending time with.

Seems to me its not what you say, its the way that you say it combined with whether the person you are saying it to is actually interested in socialising.