On Mondays I never go to work,
On Tuesdays I stay at home
On Wednesdays I never feel inclined
Work is the last thing on my mind
Thursday's a holiday And Fridays I detest
It's too late to make a start on Saturday
And Sunday is the day of rest.

(from vinyl record, The Many Sides of Sandy Paton, Elektra, back around 1958)

Don Firth