I would say anything to Peg I have ever said to anyone, and be happy to do it; I consider her a special and fine lady, and would even go out of my way not to offend her. But as she herself says she's not unduly precious about anything, and just because she doesn't like longshoreman's vocabulary, is no reason to soncider her anything but a fine person in my book. As for being hateful and mean and road-rage, let me just say, after due contemplation of the subtle ramifications of this arcane characterization, that I am forced to respond for lack of other meaningful choice, go piss up a rope, and don't be so goddamned delicate. And, oh, by the way, if I have given offense, please accept my apologies.

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