I think you'll find the history around this sort of topic has been addressed to penises as much as it has to breasts and vulvae, and, really, so the fuck what!!???

Given the culture we live in you probably find that men make a good many more sexually oriented jokes than women do (although the recent song hit "Viagara in the Waters" might be the bellwether of change in that respect!) That is not a flaw in the Mudcat, though, and I see no reason to resort to straining and artifice to palliate over-picky minds and pretend to niceties we don't really have. Sharon's observation above is consistently true across the bulk of human societies, I think.

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