I guess I am just naive about these things. We had to set up a whole control process for depositing checks. Because I take the deposit to the bank, I can't collect the checks and make the check log. Likewise, the person who collects the checks, can't take the deposit to the bank. And because I take the deposit to the bank, if the check collector is out and I have to stamp the checks, someone has to witness me stamping the checks. But no one has to witness the check collector stamping the checks, because she doesn't actually take the deposit to the bank.

And I'm thinking, holy Moses, I don't know even the first THING about embezzling money.

Then there was the time I was trying to make sure we paid a bill correctly... the vendor was asking me all these questions, and I said, look, I'm trying to GIVE you some money, why would I lie about so-and-so?

I guess I'm just not larcenous enough...