Um, Sorefingers, I was trying to be ironic. I was paraphrasing the troll who started a thread with the post listed below. I'm sorry, I should have known Irony was going to far. I guess I'll just have to be like Steve Martin in Roxanne. See farther below.

"Subject: I'm scared of Americans and Guns From: GUEST,lizzie Date: 19-Apr-00 - 06:25 PM

I'm new here, and I live in england.

Why do so many of you americans want to have guns? Nobody with any sense needs a gun. Humanity invented these things called 'words' a while back - used reasonably, they work quite well!

please stop wanting 'the right' to own guns, it makes me scared

Lizzie"

"Oh, ho, ho, irony! Oh, no, no, we don't get that here. See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was getting tired of being stared at." -C.D. Bailes (Steve Martin)

Peace to all, Blues