LTS - As a keeper of rabbits I can refute the theory that it doesn't stick to them - despite the bear joke - I frequently have to clean them up.

Incidently if you ever need to clean up a cat - or rabbit - stand it in a sink with only a small anmount of warm water and gently sponge it down. Don't plonk it in a full sink up to its neck unless wearing chainmail. I think the cat regards it as much the same as being licked clean by its mum.

I can remember visiting a student friend who must have had several hundred rolls of Defence Dept toilet paper stockpiled after a summer vacation job - I don't know how he smuggled it out given the security system.