Hello LH. Perhaps I have got sensitive feet. In fact they burst into tears at the slightest upset.

I remember having my feet massaged/mangled/tickled by a girlfriend who was a physio. She told me that my feet were 'very articulate'. Funny, 'cos I never heard them say a word.

And, Llanfair, I wondered about the blue toenails as well. I decided it was either because it was so blinkin' parky at Squilverfest, or because of Wimmin's Night at Sidmouth. Confirmation of one or the other would be appreciated, to put minds at rest.