The Pope died and went to heaven, and St. Peter met him at the Pearly Gates. After the usual greetings on behalf of God, St. Peter showed him to what would be his home for all of eternity...a one-room apartment with a cold water shower and a toilet down the hall. The Pope was surprised, but didn't say anything until he and St. Peter went back outside and he noticed a palatial mansion up on the hill. "Hey, Your Saintliness, who lives up there", he said. St. Peter replied, "that's a former attorney from Kansas City". The Pope responded "how come a lousey lawyer gets a palace like that and I'm stuck with this lousey one-room flat?". The answer? "We have a lot of Popes here, but he's the only lawyer."