I'm crap at writing tunes, so I borrow others. Some would say I'm crap at writing songs too, but hey, I don't care... I've acheived the ultimate in fame and notoriety - I've had my own songs sung back to me and the singers have been unaware that they are a) mine and b) contemporary rather than trad., so I don't really care.

Sometimes I've written a song or a fragment, and then a tune has popped up from some other artist that just fits it. Trouble is I have to wait until it comes out on a CD before I can steal it, because I don't have the sort of memory that can pick up a tune that easily. So if anyone out there has a few tunes needing words........?

LTS