The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #50545   Message #766965
Posted By: Rick Fielding
17-Aug-02 - 10:14 AM
Thread Name: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Subject: RE: Joe Offer HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Oh what to do, what to do!

Not only does Joe hate Birthday threads, but at least once a year he publicly (well on Mudcat, anyway) chastises us for participating in them. Oh, the pressure to conform to his wishes! I really DO try, ya know Joe...I NEVER feed Trolls, I never contribute to Little Hawk's Shatner drivel even though we're practically neighbours.....I never get involved in "Mudcat censored me", or "Max has some s'plainin to do" threads.......I've never even had an argument with McGrath of Harlow (although everyone tells me it's a wonderful experience) and frankly my biggest beef with the Pope is why he doesn't retire and let YOU do all that running around. Hell, you use a microphone much better than him anyway.

So.....no birthday greetings from me. Sorry.

Cheers

Rick (and heather, who also doesn't wish you happy birthday)