There's a long line at the pearly gates and suddenly St. Peter goes way back in the line and pulls a man out and brings him to the front of the line. "To what do I owe this honor?" asks the man. "I'm just a humble lawyer". St. Peter says, "According to our records, you were one hundred and thirty eight years old when you died. That's a record here". The lawyer says, "There must be some mistake. I was only forty three when I was hit by a car". After a pause St. Peter replies, "You're right, there is a mistake. We were looking at your billable hours".

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